•20 •Straight •Sarcastic •Funny
I enjoy going off-roading and wreaking havoc on people
Now please, laugh at my shit.
remember that old fad where people would lay down on the moving rails between two escalators and spin around
i should point out people have broken the escalators in doing this
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
Phil has given the approval
Do we even have to talk about Dan’s twitter headers ?
nope it’s completely normal