1. mcclonalds:

    mcclonalds:

    tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

    i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

    Reblogged from: mirandababblesinexcess
  2. endable:

    how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

    Reblogged from: thenshebled
  3. dannerzz:

    my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

    Reblogged from: brown-eyed-girl03
    • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
    • Bro 2: why bro?
    • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
    • Bro 2: bro..
    Reblogged from: chunky-junkie
  4. witneyhouston:

checkmate 

    witneyhouston:

    checkmate 

    Reblogged from: the-absolute-funniest-posts
  5. Reblogged from: laughbitches
  6. did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.
Source

    did-you-kno:

    PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.

    Source

    Reblogged from: did-you-kno
  7. rnicrophone:

    bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

    image

    Reblogged from: laughbitches
  8. Reblogged from: the-absolute-funniest-posts
  9. thegirlofeternalbalance:

my-future-is-bulletproof:

Art is the Weapon

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T

    thegirlofeternalbalance:

    my-future-is-bulletproof:

    Art is the Weapon

    I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T

    Reblogged from: laughbitches
  10. fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

    fappuclno:

    boutta take the ride of my life

    Reblogged from: laughbitches
  11. jeanmarcoing:

    did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

    Reblogged from: laughbitches
  12. Reblogged from: laughbitches
  13. staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

    staff:

    envoya:

    this must be what tumblr looks like irl

    this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

    Reblogged from: laughbitches
  14. darrenstummy:

    the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

    Reblogged from: laughbitches
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